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Paper Moon Senior Superlatives

Although I am sad to leave, while compiling this tribute to the Class of 2020, I smiled and laughed many times. The people here, not just the names, have contributed to the environment at and mission of Viz, and I think we will all be surprised to see where we go in the next years of our life. I hope you enjoy this as much as I have!

Abby Adams is the most likely to be a Civil War reenactor.

Abby Hernandez is the most likely to join a professional ballet company.

Abby Quinn is most likely to win recognition for directing avantgarde films.

Abbie Szewczyk is the most likely to work at Disney World as a princess.

Abby Woolverton is the most likely to become president.

Ally George is the most likely to star in her own reality show.

Alka Joseph is the most likely to cure the common cold.

Allison Lane is the most likely to have the most friends in college.

Mandy Webb is the most likely to make it big in the film industry.

Anna Dennison is the most likely to live in the woods with her cats and then to have a heatstroke while wearing five hoodies.

Anna Krummenacher is the most likely to not show up at any class but graduate at the top of law school and then become a Congresswoman.

Anna Malinak is the most likely to own five dogs and take them around to cheer people up.

Anna Marie Strait is the most likely to become a popular YA author with a series of fantasy books.

Anna Zarrilli is the most likely to run her own summer camp.

Ari Percy is the most likely to be late to her own wedding.

Audrey Schane is the most likely to become an Olympian with her skills in skiing.

Ava Greiner is most likely to enthusiastically yell at her kids from the sidelines of a soccer game.

ZeeZee Covington is the most likely to go viral for a tumbling routine.

Bailey McGartland is the most likely to be an entrepreneur and subsequently have a child born addicted to coffee.

Bernie Bergman is the most likely to argue a case in the Supreme Court.

Brynn LaMear is the most likely to be on a synchronized skating team when it is in the Olympics.

Caitlin Hamill is the most likely to change her major 3+ times.

Caitlin Lawlor is the most likely to become an advocate for kids with special needs.

Cameron Murphy is the most likely to sleep through an earthquake and not realize what happened.

Camille Komorek is the most likely to become a social media influencer and be ridiculed for doing TikTok dances in public.

Carmyn Grapperhaus is the most likely to become a club cheer coach.

Caroline Fesler is the most likely to become a children’s book illustrator and document her life on YouTube.

Caroline Hanzlik is the most likely to have afternoon tea every day.

Caroline Jung is the most likely to be the manager/music producer for the biggest artist of the 2030s.

Following in her older sister's footsteps, Caroline Williams will become TikTok famous and make enough money to follow her dream of living in Italy for a few years and exploring the world. She will then come back to the United States, become a TruFusion ambassador, and raise her family near her sisters and cousins, so that all their kids will be best friends.

Cate Phillips is the most likely to win a Tony.

Catherine Potter is the most likely to create/lead an interfaith service group at college.

Chloe Mehelic is the most likely to bring a ripstick to a party, keeping people entertained with this and other fun skills, and she is most likely to move to the South and enjoy the atmosphere.

Clara Barton is the most likely to bring too many plants to college.

Clare Fischer is the most likely to become a youth group minister.

Clarisa Rivero is the most likely to help people at a position in the UN.

Cora Vulin is the most likely to become a travel blogger.

Ellie Dierberg is the most likely to go exploring the unique sides of the cities and places she visits.

Liz Isaak is the most likely to be the mayor of the first completely green and vegan town in the United States.

Ella Wilkinson is the most likely to become a lavender farmer and marry a prince.

Ellie Bacich is the most likely to start a business/run a hedge fund on Wall Street.

Emily Figert is the most likely to win tickets to see the Super Bowl.

Emily Guyot is the most likely to write the modern equivalent of The Office.

Emily O'Connell is the most likely to set a swimming record at the Olympics and win a medal. Gaby Sprich is the most likely to play on the US volleyball team.

Grace Elsner is the most likely to rule the world, not for the power, but because she thinks (and can) do a better job! (It’s too disorganized.) or is most likely to be a CEO.

Grace Franklin is the most likely to personally know a celebrity through different connections. Grace Kalil is the most likely to lead a protest for human rights.

Grace Shaughnessy is the most likely to fake a British accent for the rest of her life.

Hailee Fritsche is the most likely to unintentionally intimidate older students as a freshman in college.

Holly Hunt is the most likely to almost go broke at Starbucks for her dedication.

Izzy Boedefeld is the most likely to run the Appalachian Trail in record time.

Jane Miller is the most likely to travel the world and document all in a humorous blog.

Jane Richart is the most likely to become a macaron chef.

Jordan Tierney is the most likely to play in a heavy metal band in college and then become a renowned engineer.

Julia Bader is the most likely to become a doctor but casually run a marathon over the weekend despite her busy schedule.

Julia Warren is the most likely to adopt a nose-less baby and will raise awareness for kids with disabilities.

Kaitlin Stahlman's love for adventure will take her all over, but eventually, she'll settle down in St. Louis with her husband, Colton Parayko. She will start and run a very successful nightclub in St. Louis, inspired by her economics project back in high school.

Kate Zimmerman is the most likely to document her makeup skills on Instagram.

Katie Eschbacher is the most likely to make a scientific discovery to save the world while endorsing Bath & Body Works for the rest of her life because she worked there when she was 18.

Kate Atkinson is the most likely to drop off the grid and live in a tiny house community in Oregon making friendship bracelets for a living.

Katie Borst is the most likely to accidentally get skin cancer because of her love of being outside in the sun and traveling to sunny places.

Katie French is most likely to be the best dog mom and train dogs from a shelter for adoption.

After the best four years at Tulane, Kate Pittenger will move to Thailand with a world-record breaking collection of puppies. She'll wake up to her favorite view every morning: rice terraces! She'll eventually move back to St. Louis and become Visitation Academy’s head of school, because no one loves Viz more than Kate!

Kristen Konieczny is the most likely to write a novel.

Kyla Norton is the most likely to buy Gucci baby clothes.

Laura Nicula is the most likely to become a world-renowned skating instructor/ skater.

Malorie Horman is the most likely to help out a classmate in college, dedicating her time to helping her peers.

Maggie Kramer is the most likely to live part of the year on a farm with her dogs.

Maria Choflet is the most likely to use her Spanish skills and live in another country like Spain after college.

Mary Kate Holmes is the most likely to know someone who plays for the St. Louis Blues.

Megan Evans is the most likely to become a doctor with a helpful specialty.

Melody Lu is the most likely to own stock in Gucci.

Olivia Morales is the most likely to be found in a library cubicle.

Rana Orsan is the most likely to move to a city to enjoy the music scene.

Becca Zaber is the most likely to create a playlist that goes viral.

Rhiannon Blattel is the most likely to sell art to a famous museum.

Rose Fontana is the most likely to bring water to an area without it.

Rose Reiker is the most likely to live in a historical house with rare thrifted multiple time period decorations.

Sarah Donovan is the most likely to own a Tae kwon do studio and teach people with disabilities.

Selam Negassi is the most likely to sell her needle felting on Etsy as a hobby.

Elizabeth Barton is the most likely to be the Next Food Network Star with her talent for cooking.

Sophia Ryan is the most likely to stay in touch with everyone and to catch up with everyone even after college.

Tess Conley is the most likely to have at least five kids.

Victoria Cunnane is the most flexible and is most likely to use this skill in an unexpected way/place.

Tori Woolbright is the most likely to save the planet by becoming an environmental activist.

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