• Sejal Sekhar

Tricks Minus the Treat (Halloween Jokes)

With Halloween just around the corner, you are going to be in need of some jokes in order to earn your candy. Now I know what you are thinking, what jokes am I going to tell. Well, look no further because we have got you covered right here and if you do not trick or treat anymore, these are good enough to share with your friends. Keep ready in order for a spooky Halloween.

Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?

A: Because of all the coffin.

Q: Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?

A: Because he heard stake was bad for his heart.

Q: What position does a ghost play in hockey?

A: Goulie

Q: Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?

A: He only had one pupil

Q: Why don't mummies go on vacation?

A: Because they are afraid to unwind.

Q: Why was the candy corn booed off the stage?

A: Because all his jokes were too corny.

Q: Which monster likes to bust a move?

A: The Boogieman

Q: Why didn't the kid trust the tree?

A: It was looking a little shady

Q: Why are eggs afraid to tell jokes?

A: They do not want to crack each other up.

Q: What type of car does an egg drive?

A: A yolkswagon

Q: How did the lettuce start off prayer?

A: "Lettuce pray"

Now I know these jokes are hard to beat, but keep on brewing up some ideas if you need more jokes. Remember to stay safe and have a FANGtastic Halloween.